Forever Eat.

Ask me, i don't bite :)

Balls.
yepp, thats right(:

girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

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What.

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ar1zona:

HIS EYES ARE FUCKING PURPLE. GIVE HIM TO ME

The eyes :$

HIS EYES ARE FUCKING PURPLE. GIVE HIM TO ME

The eyes :$

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theflawsofajewel:

I could watch this all day.

theflawsofajewel:

I could watch this all day.

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tom-j3rry:

queue

queue

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http://memeblock.com/

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Trying to explain technology to your parents.

sodamnrelatable:

Them:

You:

Why did you buy something you can’t understand?

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whudduplex:

literally me

literally me

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n1ck0l45:

alikzyeah:

i feel so dumb for laughing at this.

lmfao
this honestly creeps me out a little.

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My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark

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shitshilarious:

“Aint Lion”

shitshilarious:

“Aint Lion”

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